Farewell, Louie

My sister and brother-in-law lost their sweet, sweet dog Louie yesterday.  He was lean and fast and strong, with a tail like a whip and a love of squirrel chases.   But, despite his size, he was always like a pup in so many ways — a sweeter dog you could never find.  He whimpered when it […]

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Define Stylish

Well, folks, in the spirit of the Hollywood awards season, let us add a new statue to the pile.  This morning I received an email from Margaret Reyes Dempsey {Conjuring My Muse} saying that she had named me a recipient of The Stylish Blogger Award.  Clearly, Margaret has never met me in person as she […]

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Ensconced in Crazy

When you have things on your mind, do you sometimes choose to focus, or even fixate, on much smaller, less important issues?  I’m sure there’s some sort of official term for it — redirecting, maybe?  Do you do this?  I think I do.  Here’s why. I have some things on my mind.  Don’t worry — […]

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A Non-Hollywood Ending

Today’s topic:  How My Life is Like a Bad Liam Neeson Movie. See, I was told this morning that I am ceasing to exist.  That my fingerprints are literally fading away. Was I being booked at the local precinct for nearly stealing a car in the pre-school lot?  No.  Background checked to enter the space program?  Negative. I was […]

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Winter Storm Watcher

Greetings from The Polar Ice Cap, otherwise known as New Jersey.  We have 15 new inches of snow today in my town.  We haven’t seen a patch of our  lawn since Christmas Day.  People are getting cranky.  Our local Home Depot is bringing in spare snow blowers from its Utah locations to keep up with demand.  […]

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Outsourcing Life

Imagine what you could get done with a personal assistant.  Just indulge me for a minute.  It has been a long week.  (Wait, it’s Monday?) It takes very little for the wheels to fall off the wagon around here.  I know it’s because I’m maxed out and trying to do two things equally well — working and […]

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Crafts, No. Crafty, Yes.

My three and a half year-old son got to do two things this week that really rocked his world. The first was bringing his parents to pre-school for Visitation Day.  In reality, it was Visitation Hour.  It was sweet — circle time, the songs, sharing the whole routine with all of the parents (the dad […]

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Buongiorno, Trenta

There are many things I don’t really need but would happily accept. For example, another excuse to not join a gym. Large wheels of European cheese. A bigger cup of Starbucks. Hold the phone. There’s a bigger cup of Starbucks available, you say? Oh, yes. It’s new.  Because, sometimes — just sometimes — a 24 […]

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Pimp My Basement

Project Basement Overhaul is forging ahead.  Slowly.  And I am trying to keep my impatience in check — not my strong suit. But there has been good progress to report. There has been the ongoing Purging of the Stuff, and I am proud of my hoarding husband for parting ways with many of his treasured […]

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My Brush with Crime at Pre-School

I stole a car from the pre-school parking lot yesterday.  Almost.  And accidentally. Luckily, my downward spiral into a life of crime was thwarted by my three year-old.  It all happened so fast. Things were crazy at the end of this week and I just wasn’t in top form.  I took the baby with me to pick […]

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