Coming Soon: I Still Just Want to Pee Alone

I wish I had more time to write. With each crashing item my toddler throws to the ground or Code Red bodily harm situation he puts himself in around the house, I have less and less time on my hands. My blog feels a little dusty (was that a tumbleweed I just saw fly by on the screen?) but sometimes real life needs me more than usual.

However, there are some projects for which I will always make time. For which I will brush off even my most pressing DVR programming after the kids go to bed in order to contribute. When Jen Mann (People I Want to Punch in the Throat) knocks on your door (well, on your email) and asks you to write for her latest anthology, no amount of rose ceremonies or Us Weekly is going to get in my way. Because I’m committed, damn it. Or should be committed, probably.

I was thrilled to be included in Jen’s first two anthologies, I Just Want to Pee Alone and I Just Want to Be Alone. Fun fact: IJWTPA has spent nearly two years as a national best-seller on Amazon. Apparently, moms everywhere can’t pee alone. So, on March 27, there will be more!

I’m excited to be included with all of these fabulous writers. Here’s a peek at who you can find in the book:

Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Bethany Kriger Thies of Bad Parenting Moments

Kim Bongiorno of Let Me Start By Saying

Alyson Herzig of The Shitastrophy

JD Bailey of Honest Mom

Kathryn Leehane of Foxy Wine Pocket

Suzanne Fleet of Toulouse and Tonic

Nicole Leigh Shaw of Nicole Leigh Shaw, Tyop Aretist

Meredith Spidel of The Mom of the Year

Rebecca Gallagher of Frugalista Blog

Rita Templeton of Fighting off Frumpy

Darcy Perdu of So Then Stories

Christine Burke of Keeper of The Fruit Loops

Amy Flory of Funny Is Family

Robyn Welling of Hollow Tree Ventures

Sarah del Rio of est. 1975

Amanda Mushro of Questionable Choices in Parenting

Jennifer Hicks of Real Life Parenting

Courtney Fitzgerald of Our Small Moments

Lola Lolita of Sammiches and Psych Meds

Victoria Fedden of Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds

Keesha Beckford of Mom’s New Stage

Stacia Ellermeier of Dried-on Milk

Ashley Allen of Big Top Family

Meredith Bland of Pile of Babies

Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness

Janel Mills of 649.133: Girls, the Care and Maintenance Of

Kim Forde of The Fordeville Diaries

Stacey Gill of One Funny Motha

Beth Caldwell of The Cult of Perfect Motherhood

Sarah Cottrell of Housewife Plus

Michelle Back of Mommy Back Talk

Tracy Sano of Tracy on the Rocks

Linda Roy of elleroy was here

Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell

Susan Lee Maccarelli of Pecked To Death By Chickens

Vicki Lesage of Life, Love, and Sarcasm in Paris

Kris Amels of Why, Mommy?

Mackenzie Cheeseman of Is there cheese in it?

Tracy DeBlois of Orange & Silver

Great company to keep, right? If my literary legacy is one with toilets on the cover, I’m happy to be there with these ladies.

And now you’ll have the perfect Mother’s Day gift for all the other women you know who just can’t pee alone.